Mission Motherhood

I really can only laugh

Because in the two weeks since my fat post…. I’ve gained 2 pounds.
Clearly I have this “diet” thing down.  And dinner tonight is pizza and beer.  Nice.

I’m here, I’m alive

Yes, yes, I know.  I suck at this blogging thing.  Forgive me. I have a majorly wonderful announcement up my sleeve, but I’m not quite ready to spill it yet. Ya’ll will just have to wait a bit longer…
I am ready to talk about the fact that I’m a huge hippo.  Seriously people.  I’m large and in [...]